In our class we have a jar that has everyone's name on a popcicle stick and my kids now have named the jar "destiny" haha... today one of my kids said, "I love you Destiny..please pick me!"
"Miss Cosper I'm not going to college, cause I'm going to join the NBA!"
While talking to his plants that he's growing in science he started chanting, "Please grow panties grow panties...oh wait..thats not what I meant!"
When reading Hatchet one of my boys confessed to me, "Miss Cosper I know that the characters in my book aren't real, but I pray for them that they would become Christians so that they could pray for help."
Me: "What could I do to start getting myself excited for next year's fourth graders?" 4th grader: "You could imagine them with beards"... (what made this funnier was that he was totally serious)
"Miss Cosper, I've never been more embarrassed then when I was in church talking to two girls when I noticed my tucked in shirt was sticking out of my zipper and they saw it!"
"Can I go call my mudda?"....
"Mr. Rene, how much more do you weigh than Miss Cosper?"
This is too funny. I am glad you enjoy your class so much!
ReplyDeleteHAHA XD BEST QUOTES EVER IN HISTORY!!! ;)
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